Country Dictionary

Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

Rubberneck

When you see your friends man with another chick, so you rubberneck the vehicle all the way down the road.

The car beside of me rubbernecked me until I got on the next street, damn nosey asses!

The 5-0

a cop ;

Ya'll kids put your seatbelts on, there is The 5-0.

Hawkeye

When you want to get a much better look at something, you hawkeye it

I know my man been creepin', I am gonna get grandma Jones to hawkeye him tomorrow.

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.