Country Dictionary

The performance of oral sex,usually cunnilingus but may also refer to fellatio.

I'M GOING DOWN SOUTH on this one yum yum.

PLEB is an abreviation of PLEBIAN.A commoner in ancient rome and also modern paignton in devon england.

Look at that PLEB he still thinks shell suits are fashionable.

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter. best you learn then how to futter

An elderly person. An old croc face. An old fart. An old aged pensioner.

I was was taking a walk on Budleigh salterton beach the other day and an old WRINKLY stepped out from a beach hut. He was bollock naked.

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.

As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.