Country Dictionary

doughnut

A baked good, usually circular, commonly consumed by Police Officers, usually with coffee.

DARE:
Doughnut Abuse and Rotundity Elimination

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

running the table

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.

provert

A pervert who has attained legendary status among his peers, usually by enjoying the sickest, most demented sexual acts or thoughts.