A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very obvious erection that pushes out the front of a guy's pants.
Billy got a raging fluffy when he saw the two girls kissing.
The act of celebrating a great moment while sitting down and playing a game or working. Dancing and giving high fives while remaining seated.
When I finally tamed the dragon with my GM Tamer, I threw a total chair party!
When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.
Jimmy: Did you get action last night? Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.
Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!