Country Dictionary

The Night Tripper himself, King of New Orleans, Gris Gris Gumbo Ya Ya and Zu Zu Man

They call me Dr John, known as the Nighttripper I got a sazzle of gris gris in my hands I been trippin up back down the bayou I'm the last of the best they call me the gris gris man

A band that existed way before the Scissor Sisters, fool.

Le Tigre has been around for over a decade, fool.

Stupid game played by teenagers too pussy to actually take drugs.

Many people actually died from cloud nine. You didn't know that, fools?

Unfunny tshirts for the most parts, but I must say I followed the link anyway. I'll save yall some time, go directly to the girl with the t that reads Dikfore, she's the only one worth looking at.

The girl in the Dikfore t for busted tees has no bra

What you wear when you're gay

Wearing a studded belt means you take it up the ass and like it.

A worthless attention whore

If I was married to Courtney Love, I'd kill myself too

Fashionable clothing that looks ridiculous on boys, as everyone will realize when the fashion dies. The boys who wear them don't care how stupid they'll look on pictures of their younger selves when they're older, since they won't have children to be laughed at by, because their skinny jeans made them sterile.

What do skinny jeans even have pockets for?