Country Dictionary

Pumpkin Hour

The hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. You have essentially turned into a pumpkin.

Hans: Aren't you going to finish your essay? Shits due tomorrow.

Alex: Naw its pumpkin hour I've just been typing the word fuck for ten minutes

Floom

The place where you probably left your VR headset

I can’t find my VR headset, I wanted to go to Cabo for an hour. It’s probably in the floom

Squats

A flexible word, like Fuck, it can be used like ‘that slaps’, but also can be used in a shady sense to refer to the fake-ass yoga-pant-wearing style common with Karens

What’s that?
-Tangerine Seltzer. Shit squats

I heard you got HPV?
-Yeah, fucking squats