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Dickle

Dickle is a playful nickname for a dick. It has a lot of great rhyming possibilities.

A girl might text her crush to ask how his dickle is doing just to make conversation, or if they are having difficulties in bed, she might ask him "Why is the dickle being so fickle?" If she is feeling amorous, she might say "I like your dickle better than a pickle" or "I would like to lickle the dickle" and so on.

by macinlor October 14, 2015

naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 01, 2016

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor February 19, 2016

it's been a slice

"It's been a slice" is a farewell statement that comes from the saying "a slice of heaven." You can use the phrase to tell someone in a playful way that you have enjoyed spending time with them. Also, when ordering pizza, you can also say, "I'll have a slice of heaven please (instead of a slice of pizza)." You will seem much cooler that way.

See you later, Mikey. It's been a slice!

by macinlor October 14, 2015

dickery

The act of playing with a penis. It can be quite enjoyable for a person who likes dick.

Hey babe, I'm in the mood for some dickery. Can I play with it tonight?

Rhyming version: Hickery dickery doc, I want to suck your cock.

by macinlor November 01, 2016