A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extraordinarily large flaccid dick
Red is horse hung, his flaccid dick is bigger than Nick's hard one
When a man's penis is so small his genitalia can only be described as "A dot and sack"
Mackenzie: Nick was so small, I couldnt feel it. He had a dot and sack
A color, but also the name of a guy with a very large penis
Nick: Wow Red's penis is way bigger than mine!
Commonly referred to as "Shrimp"
a 90 IQ dumbass attempting to be a know it all, has a small penis, obsessed with the thesaurus
John: Your soft outline on the iPad camera being more noticeable than nicks hard one on his iPhone LOL
The red planet in the clone wars episode 2
John: Shut up about Mackenzie's cherry, I hope we never have to see this planet again.
A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed
Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair