A fork of Rural Dictionary
A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt". Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.
Guy#1: You seen that Callum? Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here. Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.
Any 'joke' that makes you feel a deep sense of regret after the punchline.
2 Typical Anti-Joke Scenarios: Guy#1: Why did the plane crash? Guy#2: I dunno Guy#1: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. *Guy#2 Facepalms* Guy#1: What did Batman say to get Robin in the Batmobile? Guy#2: I dunno, what? Guy#1: Get in the Batmobile! *Guy#2 Slits his wrists*