Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cabana boy

A low rent gigolo who is the playtoy
of some wrinkled divorcee with money.
From the skit of the same name on "MAD
TV". Most recently used in regards to
John Kerry and his super-rich wife.

He couldn't make it in Hollywood,so
he moved to Palm Springs to be a
cabana boy.

by madghost March 05, 2005