Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

by mag21 August 17, 2014

exslasherbate

to do an action that no normal human would do that make you more likely to be killed in a horror movie.

Johnny the high school quarterback knew that the killer of the lake had murdered two of his best friends but still decided to go outside and Exslasherbate the situation by shouting is anyone out there.

by mag21 October 25, 2015

Bacon

Someone who went on a journey of self-discovery with their gender only the discover they are Cisgender

Person 1: Is the egg about to crack?
Person 2 :Nope I'm just bacon

by mag21 July 05, 2023