A fork of Rural Dictionary
A handsome boy who all the girls have a crush on, purely for looks. He has no personality, even though that amazing brown hair attracts everyone. He is an idiot who doesn’t deserve the attention.
A girl and boy see Shane walking down the hall.
Girl: *sighs in adoration* I love Shane. He’s so handsome.
Jealous but Right Boy: He doesn’t deserve the attention. He doesn’t have any personality.
Girl: But Shane’s so handsome...
The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
A very intelligent, nerdy, yet beautiful young woman. She is a great friend if you are to her. If you are mean to her she will hold a grudge against you forever. Pola is quick to lash out at someone who is bullying her or her friends. Never anger a Pola.
Person 1: Who’s that standing up for the nerd?
Person 2: Must be a Pola.
Catarina is a Portuguese girl and has brown hair and brown eyes. All the boys love her. She promises to be your best friend to your face, but talks badly about you behind your back. She will always choose another girl over you. Never trust Catarina.
Person 1: OMG, I thought she was my best friend, but she’s my worst enemy!
Person 2: You’re talking about Catarina, right?