A fork of Rural Dictionary
To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.
A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.
Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."
Estimated Sales Per Unit; an acronym frequently used by organizations that sell franchises. Refers to the estimated future sales expectations for an average franchise over a given period.
The McDonald's executive stated that "as a result of our new initiatives, we expect our ESPU to climb by 2.5% in the next financial quarter".
An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.
"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."