A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who think you are a moron. Using this term will do little to dissuade them. Alternate spelling of haters, and used almost exclusively by girls in their early teens to defend pop act of the week. Exhibit A:
"a beautiful,talent full woman who stupid ass females tend to hate on coz she got the ability toget a man and they aint i love ashanti she's great i wish stupid ass haterz like the other defenition writerz wouldn't hate on her pretty ass"
Superior. Admired. A cut above. Possessed of the qualities envied by one's peers. Most often encountered when one guest on Jerry Springer feels another to have too high an opinion of themselves.
"She thinks she's all that, but she ain't."
Especially common in techno, an unaccented 4/4 time pattern in which each beat is marked with a heavy kick drum. This is desperately boring at normal volume but at club levels takes over your entire body. Usually sourced from a Roland 909.
"Driving round town in his Corsa, playing four to the floor German house."
Can't Be Arsed. Unwilling to expend energy on the task in hand. May be used more generally in reference to the state of mind where nothing at all seems remotely worth doing.
"Yeah, it's due tomorrow morning, but I've got the cba."
1. Vomiting, or being within seconds of doing so. 2. Of a place, uncomfortably busy.
"The dancefloor was heaving, but some guy started heaving and a space opened up."
Term used to dismiss the opinions of those who envy your success or who don't share your tastes. Used by fans of e.g. Lil Fizz...
"Mine(Kyara Fredric"s) so haters back off he is my man. A light chocalate fantasy and so bootilicious! While yall girls waitin 4 him 2 take off his shirt i see it "access grantly"!!!!!!!!!!!!1" "Access grantly?"
1. Chinese crimelord created by Sax Rohmer. Once as popular and widely-used as Dracula, and the template for Ming the Merciless, comics villain the Mandarin and countless others. Now considered highly politically incorrect. 2. Style of facial hair. Long, thin, drooping moustache sometimes accompanied by a wanky little goatee. Looks distinguished on older Oriental gentlemen, elsewhere is a crime against decency.
"That's the thing about the fu manchu. On Fu Manchu is looks cool. On you... less so."