Country Dictionary

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1. Telling someone that you go (went) to Harvard. Usually used in the phrase "to drop the h-bomb." It is a generally accepted principle of dropping the h-bomb that when a guy drops it, he instantly becomes more attractive, but when a girl drops it, she becomes less so. 2. Sex magazine at Harvard.

Mary was talking to a hot guy at the club the other night, but as soon as she dropped the h-bomb, he said he had to go.

describing one who listens to excessive amounts of Tool, Snoop, and System of a Down; also known to indulge in herbal refreshments from time to time; generally, a pleasant and easygoing personality...derived from the latin work lax, meaning TOOL SUCKS!

"I'm laxy", said Bill. "I've heard that about you", replied Marge.

someone that picks pickles to put up their ass

i'm a pickle popper for the pleasure.

When someone with long (and usually creepy-looking) fingers touches stuff (or other people) with them in a disturbing and annoying way.

Stop finging me, Goddamnit! It's sickening.

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.