A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adj, A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room. Also: A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.
-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father -- Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon -- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating -- Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and... Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!