Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Miscellaneoused

To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.

"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!" "I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

FOWN

Creating a relationship or taking possession of another person with “fuck ownership”, “fuck owning”.

*pronounced: “Phone”, “Phoned” “At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned” “He was FOWNed into marriage.” “We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”

by mattanaw July 20, 2021

Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think." "A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

Sinonym

Verb: (Alternatively signonym). When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms. Noun: When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there. Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).

Verb: "You just Sinonymed yourself on interregional baby talk" Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.

by mattanaw July 11, 2022

Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness. To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is." "That neardeather over there is dragging me down." "Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021

Boredsolve

When you were bored and found a solution, and it was not all that fun, and you did it temporarily, or indefinitely.

"Your life is boredsolved, admit it." “To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.” “You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”

by mattanaw October 27, 2021

Mnemonia

Like "Pneumonia", but an illness whereby death is caused by a Memory. When you remember something, and that memory results in your death.

"Bro, I think that old rando died because of her Pedo Family Memoirs. And she got Mnemonia." "I didn't realize being a mother would require, years of that.... Now I get heart palpitations from my terminal Mnemonia." "Woah, grandpa totally died in the ER, from COVID, but not even from COVID. He just remembered that time when... He had Mnemonia." "Mnemonia is when you can't breath and die but because of your memories and not because of your Pneumonia"

by mattanaw October 04, 2021