A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who becomes obsessed with people much younger than yourself to the point that all around you are weirded out.
Lipsky offered to take me to the diner but I don't want to go with him because it's kind of creepy.
Ditching one's friends to, instead, fiercely masturbate in the dark in one's room.
Rather than coming over to watch SNL with us, he stayed home and was pulling an Eddie instead.