A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.
Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer." Dave: that sucks man
a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.
no other medication has worked for me, so I have no other choice than to take this experimental drug. But, I don't want to be an example for others if it has some unforeseen side-effects. I am an unwilling pioneer. I don't want to be the reason that there is a disclaimer "may cause anal leakage" as a possible side-effect at the end of the commercial for that drug.
a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is? Dave: Is that the country next to India? Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia? Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta? Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass Dave: There's a country called Georgia? Kris: You are so geographically illiterate