A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou, pios ise see? Bogart? Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana, Who are you? Bogart?
Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright. SUCKING DICK!!! What else?
As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow", I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
To squirt liquid shit out the anal opening, usualy brought on by a recent trip to Taco bell, Mexico, McDonalds, Booger King; etc. etc.
"when you climb up a ladder and you hear something splatter, it's diarrhea! (Look out below)!
A laboratory in India that produces psuedo-ephedrine and sold 1.4 metric tons of the crap to the Amezcua Brothers of Mexico without even questioning it. I believe they ( the brtothers )made Two Billion dollars from it. Between making crystal meth or just selling the trash to other meth labs. It's a shame the DEA didn't realize it till it was too late. Oh Well,... POOHPOOH HAPPENS!!!
"Krebs Bio. laughed all the way too the bank with the Amezcua brothers."
That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree. (Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon. Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go! This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock. Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great. Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking." Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?