Country Dictionary

babysat

When you think you have maneuvered yourself into a superior position (just made awesome FB post, or about to play an awesome card hand, etc.), then someone spectacularly supersedes you; usually used as an exclamation.

Oh man, you just got babysat!

Whiney MeFirsters

Political pressure groups who bitterly complain when politicians they help elect do not attend to their agenda before all others.

"The Whiney MeFirsters I refer to are the gay people who have viciously trashed Obama for not focusing sufficiently on gay issues in the first year of his presidency."

ici

I cry inside. (antonym to LOL!)

I read the FB post; ici.

ili

ili - short for “I'm laughing inside.” or “I laugh inside”. Response to a humorous comment used as an alternate for the ubiquitous LOL; thus the lower case and no exclamation point.

LOL! Wait, I didn't really laugh out loud; ili.