Country Dictionary

victim

anyone who is challenged in any way....such as fashion, socially, etc. Someone who is generally annoying.

Did you see Charlie with those red eyeglass frames? Yea...he looks like a total victim with those ugly ass, Sally Jesse Raphael things on.

tel-cell tool

the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave

Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me

McLaughlin

When you piss yourself uncontrollably when passed out drunk as hell.

Did you see Matt this morning!? He really McLaughlin the entire bed set.

fly eyes

male version of camel toe. each ball falls to either side of their pant leg....resembeling fly eyes

look at that tool....he's got major fly eyes.