Country Dictionary

just good friends

The relationship between a man and woman when they (usually the woman)decide to not take it beyond the platonic level. A woman's request to be "just good friends" can come as a disappointment to the man, who's ultimate goal is usually to have sex with every woman on Earth.

I was just about to tap that, when she said we should be "just good friends."

hair band

bands from the 1980s known as much for their music as their huge, flowing heads of hair.

I like '80s hair bands, like Bon Jovi

girly men

What the Governator calls Democrats. Funny when said with an Austrian accent.

I weel deestroy zee girly men, like een my mofee, T3: RISE OF THE MACHINES!!!!

loan shark

Someone that lends people money in emergencies, but with an extemely high interest rate, such as 100% or 200% of the original loan.

"Hey, man. You goin' to tha movies with me tonight?" "Can't afford it, bro. I'm gonna be paying this loan shark back 'til the day I die."

come to jesus

v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion

"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."

coozy

In the South, a cylindrical styrofoam beer can insulator, useful for keeping one's beer cool while keeping their hand warm and dry.

Get me a beer, and put it in a coozy for me.