A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hardcore ginger-loving mouth breathing Ed Sheeran stan! (Aggressive)
Hot mama: Did u hear that kman is a Sheerio?!?!?
Sheerio hater: yes.
Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking
Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing
Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book
Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good
Baddie bussy sent from Heaven (on god) #speakingfromtheheartbfletcher
Jetmir: this biatch tried pulling a baddie comeback on me and they failed
Jetmir (Taylor’s Version) : my badussy is stays poppin
Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.
Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋
getting romantically flustered from an action or something someone has said. After witnessing your said person doing something like this, you will be immediately attracted to them.
kathy: omg im giggling and gaggling!! the guy in this book is so fine.
hot mama: girrrll what did I tell you!! i knewww you would understand