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when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you

Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

101-illion.

I have a cenuntillion grams of weight. How do i not die or explode? *touches object then explodes and dies* Goddammit.

a random element in the periodic table that is fictional

Scientist 1: I've discovered a new element that has 0.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
electrons!
Scientist 2:How many protons does it have
Scientist 1: Its π2/6 protons.
Scientist 2: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!
Scientist 1: Particle accelarators.
Scientist 1:We accidentally smashed 100 protons & 1 neutron at the speed of light facing each other.

Jazzium is a element.

stealing someones nudes & posting them on twitter.com

i had a WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!? moment with my brother.

The 60th in the -illion series.

The number of videos on Youtube is less than a sexagintillion.

Any logic gate you can think of.

Person 1; Have you experienced birth of a child?
Person 2; Yes, also it was ñaughneroderor crap.
Person 1; Wtf is "ñaughneroderor"?
Person 2; Any logic gate you can think.
Person 1; hahanicetalkingtoyoubye