A fork of Rural Dictionary
A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free! guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards. Mom: I thought I got you to quit. Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
1.a string of racist white shits
KKK members perfer white choclate with vanilla
Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.
Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at? Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me? Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!