A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle. See also 'Brads'.
"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."
Dseeamn I was eatin these fuckin wings man, and them shits were so good! Steve thinks his shit don't stink.
Another way of saying those or them...a grouping of items or things.
Let me see them shits.
the word shits can describe many feelings, activities,quality of a product or object, people, and ofcourse bodily happenings. here is a couple. 1. Shits(temper)-to be ticked of, substantially annoyed etc 2. Shits(activities) partaking in some activities can be said to be shits eg boring or annoying.you do not usually volunteer for these activities. 3.shits(quality)- in relation to the quality of a particular product or object. 4. shits (people)-people can be said to be "generally a shits person" these people have no friends and a more than likely the topic of the school's gossop. 5. shits (bodily happenings)-to have the shits. the intense need to excrete some solids, although may not necessarily be solids.
1. My computer gives me the shits. 2. school is the shits. 3. this $2 rolex is shits! 4. the kid with the stupid looking head with the faint smell of cheese about him is shits. 5. oh my god! my cabbage sandwhich has come back to give me the shits! i must leave to expell this disaster.
lets go smoke some shits and then do our homework!! lets go do some shits and clean the house!