Country Dictionary

Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box

She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

That new couple down the road are dildos.

Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish

When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia

For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "

Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers

An alcoholic mixture of Fireball Whiskey and Raspberry Sourpuss

In anticipation of her party, Michelle mixed an enormous vat of Fireball Whiskey with raspberry Sourpuss....creating an abomination called FirePuss

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

When a pretty girl lies down on a bench outside a gay bar

Meghan lied down after drinking too much, and made herself into a lesbian trough.