Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

713

the area code for Houston Tx

Yes I ate texmex and got heartburn in that 713

by melanthex March 29, 2005

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.

" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"

by melanthex March 29, 2005

wasian

An individual who is so fascinated by the Japanese culture he thinks he is japanese when he is white. Walks around with Samurai "way of the warrior books" listens to japanese pop music in excess, and says we one world war II dishonerably. Most wasian have never actually met a japanese person are they probably would have been beaten up.

Melanthex: Hey, put down your "Samurai book" and turn get a life so I can kick your ass! wasian: you must be racist you do not have warrior spirit Melanthex: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just hate you Melanthex:

by melanthex March 31, 2005

teletubbies

A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.

Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely! Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!

by melanthex March 31, 2005

EU

The German and French device designed to control europe, and everyone who attemps to control europe always fail. The population of EU nations are about to plummet, who will replace them?middle-easterns and eastern europeans and what will happen to western europe then?

The EU is a great idea that is destined to FAIL!

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

The greatest band ever, and they have proved. The chili peppers have dropped three classic albums and kept being good through two decades. Better than any shitty bands you see today.

"a teenage bride with a baby inside gettin high on information" "and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

poppin cherries

Having sex with a horny girl on her period.

You be quiet while you be poppincherries

by Melanthex March 29, 2005