Country Dictionary

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.

A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

1.) A toy line from Hasbro, see Littlest Pet Shop.
2.) An amazingly cute and entertaining animated T.V. show (based off the toy line) that aired from 2012-2016. The show is centered around an aspiring fashion designer named Blythe Baxter who obtains the ability to communicate with animals in the Littlest Pet Shop Day Camp.

"I see you collect Littlest Pet Shop toys. Have you seen the animated show?"
"Yep! I love it! (Almost as much as MLP.) Sugar Sprinkles is my favorite pet!"
"I like Sunil best. Too bad Hasbro is terrible with show-accurate toys."

Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."

Acronym for "fuck my entire life". See fml. Often used when exaggerating.

There was a pop quiz today and I forgot my calculator. fmel

1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)

Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

To leave the house without something important, especially pants.

A reference to the Alvin and The Chipmunks movie (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

Faux Old English word meaning “stolen”.

What do you get when three lives are storn?