A fork of Rural Dictionary
getting absolutely obliterated at something\by someone. doing something poorly or just generally doing things wrong.
bro 1: "did you see that?? she just got merkt, bro"
bro 2: "yeah she took a phat tumble."
When a baby wants a banana and it’s too young to ask for it
“Guuu gu gaa ga”
Mother, I crave banana