A fork of Rural Dictionary
Located on a hill near Mission Beach in sunny San Diego, this University is known primarily for its upperclass yuppie student body and close location to Tijuana. While the campus is beautifully maintained (and the students even more beautiful) this school lacks the diversity and depth needed to propel it to the top.
"Your daughter is rich, snobby, and bleached blonde with a bad tan. She'll fit right in here at USD. She can park her Lexus right over there."