Country Dictionary

creamer

A woman that gets excessively wet upon sexual arousal and/or orgasm.

Guy 1: Jen is a fucking creamer!!! Guy 2: What do you mean? Guy 1: We fucked last night, and her juices got all over my sheets! She was so turned on, man.

Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)

Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!

jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes. Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.