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A crappy old people's mall in Queensbury, NY with really crappy stores and crappier workers. Features include rude security guards, a JC Penney that is half the size of the rest of the mall, a Target with an incompetent manager, an arcade that seems to always be open yet nobody is ever there working, a GameStop with people who only like you if you do nothing but play videogames, crap your pants, and go buy more videogames. A Play-N-Trade store was open for a short period of time but was also shut down. Another key feature is that stores that are meant for those under 35 to shop at can only last about a year tops and then they're shut down and replaced with a generic clothing store nobody likes, or a store nobody's ever heard of and that doesn't last long either. Also has an expansion project that seems to always have some kind of excuse as to why it hasn't started yet.
Man, Aviation Mall either needs to expand or just plain shut down.
The only man to make ozzy look amish. Guitarist for The Rolling Stones. The answer to any bioterrorism or disease out there.
Robin Williams: I do believe there's a cure... for whatever bioterrorism is out there, and it lies within Keith Richards.
The lowest part of the human body. It is designed for walking. However, at night and in dark areas, an uncovered foot is a probe meant to painfully find objects on the floor or ground while you're just getting up to take a leak.
Best song ever by Black Sabbath. Came from the 1976 album Technical Ecstasy.
Oh, Dirty Women, They don't mess around!
An old people's cell phone that is 20 bucks for an hour's worth of talk time that really just sucks. Don't get it unless you're just that ignorant.
Tracfone is designed strictly for old people.
A 22 year old moron who constantly hits on all the new girls at his work. There are at least 10 men who want to fight a Roy. A Roy has a kid and after he can't get in any of the new girls' pants, will proceed to go back to his kid's mother.
Look at that new guy at work, he's definitely a Roy.
The Greatest guitarist Clifton Park, NY has to offer. Plays a Dime Razorback V with a Floyd Rose Bridge. Makes good use of crybaby. Plays in a band with his brother Aaron called Dust and Ashes, who has opened for Stryper. Owns a Camaro that he's gotten 2 speeding tickets in. Loves metal.
Dust and Ashes needs to play more shows. I wanna watch Jeremy Rhoades shred!