Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

assphobia

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.

Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.

by Mianosm November 21, 2006

laureate

The recipient of honor or recognition for achievement in an art or science.

Milton Friedman was a Nobel Laureate, as an economist.

by MianoSM November 05, 2006

chocolate omelet

A huge poop, larger then just a normal loaf.

Dude - I just whipped up this monster Chocolate Omelet!

by mianosm March 28, 2007