Country Dictionary

When wanking. The continual bringing to the edge of shooting a load but backing off to prolong the pleasure.

I’ve been wanking for hours and edging, man my balls ache real bad.

toe cheese(correct pronunskiation-tow cheez). Toe cheez occurs when wearing socks of a different color than your skin color, it gathers between your toes and under toe nails. Is usually made up of sock lint.

For example white feet black socks leaves black lint in between toes and under toe nails.

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.

The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?

An old Dublin slang for a taxi. Coined due to the horrific condition of the exhaust in pretty much every taxi

"he whistled for a growler"

Originated by Yours Truly. Its a another way of saying "Good Bye."

All right, i'm out cos, later daze.

It's getting late, i should be heading out; Later Daze.

A person brought up in an awseome town. They usually kick ass at everything they do.

Man, I suck at life! I wish I could be a Webo.

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast