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An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

A game played by polititians , the winner gets to kiss Ann Widdecome. Basically what they have to do is come up with the hardest and most incomprehensible test. It is judged on the most death threats sent to each polititian.

Oh no! not more Exams Who's going to send the death threat to Tony Blair this time.

a form of torture that comes twice a year, usually before something enjoyable (i.e. Winter Break, Summer break.), in which a student will learn about the material on the test, while taking the test.

Student 1: "Dude, I can't wait for Christmas!!" Student 2:" I'm not, we have Exams!"

A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Shit dude, I bombed that exam.

A form of hell that is praised by teachers and parents that is used for conventional torture of students. The most used google search during exam week is "how to commit suicide with no chance of survival"

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the only thing that always ruin my life ... the destroyer! the ultimate fuckin' exam always stuck my head down! the term used aside from the word suffer! and the word next to sorrow .. the word next to grief! the word next to burden!!

ohhhh i cant wait to suffer today for my exams..

stupid bollocks that piss off everyone.

exams should be abolished for the welfare of all teenagers (especially those with depressive streaks like Lacey).