A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who uses a sock as a condom
she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock
someone who has a stubby dick
u have a doorknob dick
a penis that gets hard fast
i have a pop up penis
Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy
Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield