Country Dictionary

nine volt

The sensation you get on your tongue when licking ass for the first time, much like the sensation when putting your tongue on a nine volt battery.

Man, that chick is so hot, I would love to do the nine volt on her.

pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

mafia rat

Definition for when you are licking pussy and you dart down to the ass for a little taste. It's kind of like being a rat for the mafia because one slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit.

My girlfriend always loves a good mafia rat.