A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities
Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !
The greatest dutch footballer of all time. He was not only one of the greatest players but also one of the most tactically gifted managers. He brought Total football to barca and made it one of the best teams in the world in the 90's.His spirit lives on forever
That's a cruyff turn , tough to counter that.
Commonly referred to the world class diving acts by Neymar (also a snake) , a Brazilian player who plays for PSG
Kids these days are inspired by divemar.