A fork of Rural Dictionary
A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown
Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve
NILM: Not in, left message
When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.
A person who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable children, who damages their lives, causes them irreparable harm and whilst not actually a paedophile, to all intents and purposes is destructive in similar ways.
Because Kirralie frequently talks about the penises and vaginas of transgender children, and demonises these vulnerable kids, she is a meta-paedophile.