Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

man-trails

the scent trail that a man leaves behind him when he walks past, usually smells like a chemical plant of cheap /nasty axe brand or old nasty spice cologne

milenkovitch- what the fuck is that smell?? my nose is burning!
tony-chill out man i'm trying this new axe body spray stuff
milenkvitch- what the fuck did you spray the whole bottle on yourself??
tony- nah man i think the ladies like it
milenkovitch- fuck off your MAN-TRAILS are killing me and probably killing off any hot ladies in the vicinity
tony- yeah i guess i should try out the shower instead

by milenkovitch October 19, 2009

buddy rocker

1)-A term used for a person you are trying hard to be nice to , but really don't like.

2)- Refers to a person who is trying to be cool, but really isn't
3)-Refers to a person you work with and get along with , but normally wouldn't hang around with. They are all right people but just not of the same type of person you normally hang out with

person1-- What's up with "buddy rocker"waiting at the top of the stairs??
person2-- he's waiting for some on the spot work to be done
person1--Doesn't he know he's got to wait like everybody else??
person2-- he thinks he's VIP .

by milenkovitch November 17, 2010

hip hop hippie

a person that listens to older hip hop music and constantly talks about it like it its the best music EVER!!!
"hip hop hippies" are in luve with de la soul, tribe called quest, public enemy, jay z , wu tang , etc......
"hip hop hippies" refer to their prefered hip hop as "real" and " the bomb" or "da bomb". Modern hip hop is frowned upon and called "shitty" or "with out soul"

1- yo dawg what ya lisnnin to??
2- s'up , i'm lisnnin to Grand Master Flash!!!
1-you are such a "hip hop hippie" dawg!
2- watch yer mouth or i'll pop a cap in yer bum.
1- chill out

2- no you chill out
1-i'm outta here
2- i second that motion

by milenkovitch October 05, 2010

you-tubeaholic

a person who spends way too much time watching you-tube videos. This person often looses track of time and has no idea that they just spent almost their entire day/ night watching really bad videos. Symptoms include- talking about the videos they watched to their friends , not realizing that the friend doesn't really care about the stupid video(s). Another symptom is dark rings around the eyes and rotten teeth and bad breath because the you-tubeaholic normally eats junk food because they have no time to cook a healthy meal because of the time spent watching the videos

clare- have you seen tony lately ??
milenkovitch- no, he spends all his time watching you-tube videos!!
clare- would you call him a YOU-TUBEAHOLIC??
milenkovitch-yes

by milenkovitch August 29, 2009

hiccup

a term used to soften the blow of bad news.

hugh--(on the phone with a customer) Hello!! Is Milenkovitch there??
milenkovitch--(on the other end of the phone) yes this is milenkovitch
hugh-- yes we seem to have run into a "hiccup" in regards to your bike being repaired. It seems as though your chain is broken an I will need to replace it with something fancy, this will raise the price of the repair to $200. is this going to be ok
milenkovitch-- yeah sure, you are so cool being a bike fixer, no problem.

by milenkovitch May 11, 2009

strawberry ice cream

the sexual act of a man cumming inside a woman who is on her period and then she pushes it out of her vagina, resulting in a slurry of blood and cum which closely resembles melted strawberry ice cream

#1 How was your date with Stacey, Mr. Charles??
#2 It was splendid really, she was on the blob(period), so we decided to have a STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM session. It ruined her sheets really, but the memory will last longer than our relationship!!!
#1 That's wonderful Mr Charles!! will you be going back for seconds??
#2 Not till next month..........

by milenkovitch August 28, 2008

Chicktoria

slang for the city of Victoria, B.C. (canada). a combintation of the word "Chick" (slang for a hot girl/lady) and the city of Victoria. This name is used because the city of Victoria apparantly has a girl to guy ratio of 3-1 or 4-1, depending if you got laid recently or not.

joe- how's the club scene recently??
milenkovitch- friggin amazing!! there are so many hotties in Chicktoria i can't believe it!!
joe- thats so much better than Lantana Florida. I think there are ,like, no hotties there!!
milenkovitch- umm yeah what are you talking about??
joe- i don't know, pass me that joint.
milenkovitch- yeah sure , smoke ya later!!

by milenkovitch May 05, 2009