Country Dictionary

Stating

Dating across the borders of your state.

Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week." Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."

Gas Money

Slang term for crack cocaine. Used mainly by white boys in small towns.

Jon: "He totally sold his car for gas money" Me: "... ME TOO!"

Facefuck

Global phenomenon where millions get "kicked off" of facebook for no reason.

Guy1: "Dude, did facebook just make you create a new password?" Guy2: "Yeah. Total facefuck."