A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis
Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night
To tell someone to fuck right off
Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit
An unshaven vagina
Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night, John... Really where's that pub then Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink
When a child mostly female believes she is a princess after being told so over and over again by her parents
That Amy girl got princess fantasy, she really believes in her own press
When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables
Women- how much is that cucumber, Shop keeper- 70pence love, Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned, Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.
A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted
See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive