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adj. drunk. An alternate spelling of the word crumped.
After preforming horribly on his chemistry final, Sean proceeded to get crumpt under his desk with a handle of rum.
adj. drunk. Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked. See also crumpt.
Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.