Country Dictionary

Noah Centineo

locals can't get enough of him. he's the Leonardo DiCaprio of gen-z straight girls. locals republish him to their vsco collection or instagram story with shocking frequency.

local #1: HAVE YOU SEEN NOAH CENTINEO'S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
local #2: OH MY GODDD AHH HE'S SOOO HOT I LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE IT AHHH
local #1: i watched 'to all the boys i've loved before' in class today

local #2: OMGG SOOOOO JEALOUS! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVERRR!!!!

vschoe

a girl who exclusively republishes fake Post Malone tweets, “raise your hand ifs” and hot guys to her vsco collection.

if Gabi posts one more photo of the Noah Centineo i’m deleting my vsco account
she’s SUCH a vschoe

t series

bitch lasagna

me: are you subbed to pewds?
9 year olds: t series aint nothin but a bitch lasagna