A fork of Rural Dictionary
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.
this has a number of different meanings: 1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual. 2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours? Person2: Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like. Person1: You...are a Malone. 2) Person1: What'd you do last night? Person2: I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt... Person1: Maaaloooone!!!
A loser; one who has strange one liners; a person you make fun of so that you feel better about yourself; a target of many jokes
Person 1: "That's so batman" Person 2: What a Malone Person 1: There was a smattering of them. Person 2: What a Malone Most famous Malone Saying: "You don't Malone me, I Malone you"
Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.