A fork of Rural Dictionary
similar to buyer's remorse, the immediate sinking feeling felt after placing a bid for an item on ebay you realize you don't really want. usually followed by prayer for someone to outbid you before the auction ends.
Jim's e-morse was overwhelming after he bid $45 for the potato chip that looked like Richard Nixon.
A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night! Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow. Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off! Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off. Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.