Country Dictionary

Manchester United

never aston villa

Duncan still hasn't worked it out yet - He was asked if he wanted to go to bingo by a nice bird - He went, but didn't get any lap action - he is still trying to fiqure out if it means anything

Do you want to go bingo Dunc

Foolio - Lucy, a herb, a witch, false tan.

lucy u is a follio and no mistake

A way of communicating one-upmanship to another party.

BLAOW, how ya like me now?

a fat bird

look at fat dwippo over there, she ate all le pies

a slapper who is on her way home the mornin after getting boned all night

look at that facking straggler man, she looks ruff as! you know what she has been doin innit LOL

1. First bloke into the showers after a game and the last to leave.
2.Useful insult when loosing an argument with your mates (implies they are fudge packers).

backs to the wall batty boys about