Country Dictionary

roy rodgers

when, while on a road trip, you pull over your car to have sex in a fast food restaurant or rest stop, to find that you're forced to use samples from their free condoment bar for lubricant

Route 66 went by a lot quicker with frequent Roy Rodgers using mayonnaise or relish!

mulligan

when, during intercourse, a mistake is made, and a free do-over is given

When I saw the displeased look on my lady's face when I tried to initiate buttsex, I couldn't help but ask for a mulligan.